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Definitions of shide:
noun: (obsolete) A piece of wood (a thin board or plank, or a strip of wood split off); a measure of firewood, variously defined as e.g. four feet long and between 16 and 38 inches in circumference.
noun: A southern suburb of Newport, Isle of Wight, England (OS grid ref SZ5088).